THE GODS OF FRUIT!!!!

So if I was cursed to eat only one food for the rest of my life, I would choose to eat my favorite food of all. The food that I consider to be the best and most versatile fruit in the world! Juice, pie, sliced, diced, parfait, souffle, tart, pull-over, fried, baked, caramelized, and even just by itself! Yes! I am talking about the gods of fruit! Apples!!!! APPLES!!!!!!!!!!! RINGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WOULD BE JAPANESE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love apples! They are my favorite food! Anything apple, I will eat. Anything at all! I don't think I've ever turned down something apple unless I was appled-out. And that is a very rare occurrence! Plus, if I could eat apples for the rest of my life, I could have full-on meals!!!!! Juice, cold snacks, tasty treats, dinners, creative lunches, I could eat full meals and desserts!! And still be healthy if paired with a consistent amount of water. Either way, I would definitely choose apples for my forever-food.

Well, this is the last blog, so I'll have to sign off now. KAGAMINE LEN IS THE MOST AMAZING SINGER EVER!!!!!!! AND 96NEKO IS RIGHT ON PAR WITH HIM!!!! SO THERE!!!!!!!!! I hope you all have wonderful times at whatever may occur to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lots of love!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!! :)

Okay!! Way Too Much Deja Vu...I'M A WIZARD!!

So I COULD be wrong but I'm PRETTY sure we did this already....Or were we picking favorite animals? You know, I don't honestly remember! Ha ha! Well anyhow, there's an animal that would be cool to morph into.

A black tiger. Okay, so black tiger's are part myth and part reality. Not a lot of them ever existed and there isn't much evidence to their existence. They look like panthers, but they're HUGE, much larger than lions and regular tigers. Plus, they have deep black stripes that show up on their hides when they move, hence how they are still tigers. According to the rumors, black tigers are giant cats larger than any other known species of cat, with huge claws and teeth and speed possibly faster than a cheetah. Like jaguars, they are a species of cats that can and loves to swim. Like panthers, they climb trees and travel in treetops. But like cheetahs, they run super fast on the ground as well. Their night vision is amazing and their hunting skills superb! They are the ultimate hunters in my opinion! Plus, they look so graceful while moving!

So yeah! If I could, I would morph into a black tiger.

Buh-Bye now!

This is very familiar.....

So we already did this one about having super powers. It was in I think about the first week. I wanted to be made of rubber. Remember? Of course you don't! That would be really weird if you did actually.....

ANYWAY, I want to be a rubber person. I guess I'll talk about my SECOND power that I would want. Which is OBVOUSLY to fly!!!!!!!!! I mentioned it before in the last entry of this super power question. I want to be able to fly but in a VERY SPECIFIC WAY!!!

I want to be able to fly by yelling.......

FLAME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to have fire powers and one of them to engulf myself in flames and fly around like a crazy person!!! Yep yep!!!!! Fire powers, here I come!!!!

Now imagine if I was rubber AND had fire powers......

BUH-BYE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MOLD WITH MY MIND.....And we're molding! We're Molding.....we're molding....we're molding....done!!!.....What is this thing?

Okay, so I'm taking this lump of clay inside my mind and molding it into something else. I'll give you this full narration of it. So...I'm basically shaping and forming and changing and blabbing all the while and continuing in a much longer rant than before...more and more all the time....just misspelled some words there. Thank you auto-correct. Let's see....still going....getting a little more delicate now.....and a little more delicate....a little more.....GOT IT!!!!!!

I formed a tree in the middle of a rose. Just one rose blossom and in it's center, there is a growing tree. I think it's an oak tree. It's a pretty large tree. At any rate, both the rose and the tree are pure gold, and the rose is shaded with teal and cerulean mixed colors, opalescent and translucent shading along the tips of the petals. The tree is pure gold and shaded by lines of bright yellow. Tips of emerald-green are topping the leaves of the tree and the whole thing kinda glows. And SOMEHOW this magical metal statue came out of clay, was baked, then painted (actually we kinda skipped the pain part. It was born this way.), and it managed to make itself made of metal and gems. It. Is. Beautiful.

BY THE WAY, CAN'T WAIT FOR THE TEA PARTY TOMORROW!!!!!!!! I'LL LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

FUNNYFUNNYFUNNYHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cannot tell a lie. That in itself is a lie. Kay, I can't tell a joke off the bat. I don't have stand-alone jokes, I tell funny stories. SO HERE IS ONE OF MY BEST STORIES FROM THE PAST, BROUGHT TO YOU LIVE AND UNCUT!!!!!!!!! AS MENTIONED IN THE LAST POST, HERE IS THE GREAT MASTERPIECE OF MY MIDDLE SCHOOL MIND!!!!!!!!

                                                     "The Genius Who Floats in Space"

So. Here I am. Floating in space. Yeah, I'm a real genius. Oh sure I created a machine that could transport human beings to space. But did it occur to the organic hard drive in my head to make sure I could get back? Gasp. Indeed I did not! Yeah, I'm smart. Sigh. Well here I am alone in space with my keyboard. Funny how I have the thing in my hands that created the program that brought me here, but I have absolutely no control over it to get back. Real ironic. I'm tempted to throw it away from me and watch it float through this timeless abyss of space. But that would just be another one of my rashly brilliant ideas. One of the ones that got me stranded here. No I need to hold onto it. For now. Until I can find some way to get back to earth. Until then, I'll just clutch my useless keyboard to my uselessly floating body and wait. And pray no aliens come to eat me.

Hershey's Chocolate bar. Yeah I think I like those. Milk Chocolate. Okie-day, then! Buh-bye!

I'm a Genius......Lost in Space.....Again.....

Today we revisititied some of my old blog pasts from a lon time agao.

We found something from a time that I wrote in middle school and it was super hilarious. I couldn't stop tauhing with my friend Emma about the blog prompot that I wrote as my middle school self. Isn't my grammar and spelling just so great today? I warned you last time. SO anyhow, if I could go anywhere in time and so on and so forth, I would go to Ireland in the time of my great great great grandfather. I would want to meet him there. It's because he was just such a acool dude and I want to eet him more than anyone eks.e He carried the family on his cbac for so long it was ridiculous. I want to meet him, so bad it's rdiculou.s Now I can't even look at the screen its so horrible but REMEMBER THIS!!! AUTO CORRECT IS HELPING A BIT!!!!! IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE!!!

Anywhere, that's where I would go if I could go anywhere. Ireland is mbeautifula dn magical. That would be te  est plavce for me to go. I love my own spelling. Dont' you?

:)

DISNEYDISNEYDISNEYDISNEYPROBABLYSPELLEDTHATWRONGSOMEWHEREDISNEYDISNEYDISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I was to be a Disney character............geez, you love to pick the hardest questions ever. I have so many favorites that I just wouldn't be able to pick. IT IS WAY TOO HARD!!!!!! HOW CAN I PICK THIS?!?!?!?!

Okay, so I'm thinking........ I'm probably picking someone who's similar to me alrea-OH MY GOD I KNOW EXACTLY WHO I WOULD BE!!!!!

Okay, so this guy was my childhood idol! I loved this movie as a child and I watched it nonstop. I couldn't get enough of it. I read the book, the classic, saw all variations of it in movies, and I adore the main character. When I was little, I used to dream about meeting this guy or going to his home and living there with him. So it only seems natural that I pick him. Hint, hint, wink, wink, his address is second star to the right and straight on til morning!

THAT'S RIGHT I'M TALKING ABOUT PETER PAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peter Pan is my childhood hero!!!! A boy who defied everything, lived life to the fullest every day, made every day a total adventure, went on his own, traveling all over this magical island, having adventures every day, surrounded by magic and great adventuring friends, and never growing old!!!!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!! I would be that adventuring, pranking, fun-loving, never-aging boy if I could! When I was young, I wanted to be him. It's only natural that I pick him now! I mean, come on!!!!!!! IT'S PETER PAN!!!!!!!

So yeah, flying and fighting and adventuring and cheering and playing and exploring and surrounded by magic all day long for every day of all my life!!!!!!!!!! I would totally be Peter Pan!!!!!!!!! And plus I would be friends with so many amazing creatures like a sassy fairy named Tinker Bell and 7 adventuring boys and a tribe of Indians and so many others!!! And I could flirt with mermaids, like, who else can do that? Ha ha. Also, I could finally play the pan flute and the pipes. Man, have I been meaning to learn that for so long now. And I could crow like a rooster and not many people can do that either!!!! So I would love being Peter Pan!!!!! He is my choice for now and forever!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!

Oh, by the way in my next post, I'm just going to give up on correcting my grammar and spelling. If I make a mistake I will leave it. JUST A HEADS-UP!!!!!

SUPER DUPER!!!!!!!!

Favorite.
Super.
Hero.
I gotta say that this is a pretty tough question. Well, super heroes are pretty cool, but I gotta say that I have a bit of a tough decision here when I say...........Iron Man. He's a chip-on-the-shoulder kind of guy, who isn't perfect but still manages to grow and progress himself, while remaining his funny and irresponsible self. Sometimes his decisions aren't the best, but he's super smart and gets all his powers from his own skill. So yeah! I totally dig Iron Man!

Big battle in the house over the Civil War movie.

But it was all a draw in the end so who really cares right? (Even though I cried at the end. :( )

This Question Is SO NOT FAIR IT'S JUST RIDICULOUS..........(Can I use a video game character?)

Yes, I've decided. I am going to talk about a video game character. I love video game characters and I view them indeed as people! I would like to meet and have dinner with Ventus and Sora from Kingdom Hearts. I would love to have dinner with these characters because they are AWESOME IN EVERY WAY!!!!!! Ventus is super friendly and skilled, and he has such an interesting past. I would love to have dinner with him!!!!!! Now Sora, is the famous one, but he's also super friendly and skilled (just not as boss-level as Ventus!). It would be great to hang out with them and just have a good time with two of my favorite people!!

Now if you INSIST that I pick real people, then I choose my great great grandfather and Yuki Kaji. My grandpa brought the family over from Ireland when he was 14, working his way across America and building our ancestral home. I would love to talk to him, and really get to understand him and the troubles he faced. AND YUKI KAJI IS MY FAVORITE VOICE ACTOR/ACTOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE VOICES A TON OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM SHOWS AND IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO MEET HIM!!!!!!!!

Now that that's done, I'm a little behind on blogging so I gotta end this. Buh bye!!!!

Yay!!!

Books and Books and Books

It's interesting how many books come out per year. I mean there are just so many that I hear about and so many more that I don't. So it's kind of weird to try and think about one favorite character from one book that I would like to meet. But I believe there is one character who stands above the rest when it comes to who I really want to meet before anyone else.

Goodfellow. Robin Goodfellow. Aka, Puck. Oh yeah.

So I'm gonna assume that you don't, off the top of your head, remember Robin Goodfellow, the Faerie Court Jester to King Oberon and Queen Titania from A Midsummer's Night Dream by William Shakespeare. But he is my favorite literary character in the history of literature. I LOVE PUCK!!!!!!! See, he's the INVENTOR of all things funny. The funniest guy I've ever known! The funniest PERSON I've ever known ando he actually inspired me to become a joking entertainer.

Now you really can't get all this about Puck from just his role in A Midsummer's Night Dream. What really strikes you is his role in the Iron Fey series. Puck plays the role of the best friend/comic relief/SUPER IMPORTANT YET SOMEHOW UNDERAPPRECIATED CHARACTER. He makes so many jokes your head could blow up! He's great!

I would want to meet Puck if I could meet any one person. I would want to just hang out for an afternoon cracking jokes and adventuring around the Fey Court, pulling pranks on all the unfortunate people who pass by us. XD

That would be so amazing! Yep! I found what I'm dreaming about tonight!

PEACE ON EARTH AND A GOOD PRANK TO ALL!!!!!! 😈😁

Does Anime Count as a Superhero Genre?

So I'm actually writing this one day late. Forgot to do it when I got home. Ha ha. Whoops! So anyway, this one's about superheroes and superpowers, right? Okay, so if anime counts as a superhero thing, I know exactly how I'm going to answer this. 

I would choose the GUM-GUM power that Luffy has in One Piece, my FAVORITE SHOW EVER!!!!!!!! He has the ability to stretch his body in all kinds of ways because he's made of rubber. So kind of like Elasti-Girl aka Mrs. Incredible from The Incredibles. But so much better. He can stop bullets and withstand explosions and stuff. Plus he heals super fast. 

So I would be a rubber person. Yup! With......wings. No, that's too much. Just a rubber person. My super hero name.....that would be Rebel Rose. Yeeeaahhh! Or.....RUBBER ROSE!!!! No. No way. Rebel Rose. I would probably wear......gosh. I dunno. Maybe some kind of kid-like outfit. Like something bright and colorful and a heart painted on my left cheek, with a rose in my hair. Probably shorts and a bright shirt with a panda-bear hoodie over it. I LOVE IT!!!! Yes!!! That is what I choose!!!

So yeah!! ONE PIECE!!! LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!! MONKEY D. LUFFY IS THE BEST EVER!!!!!!! I might wear a straw hat just to pay homage to him actually. ALSO!!! Some of my favorite video games are starting to bring out the next part if their series'. YAY!!! Cross your fingers that I get them!!!! Woohoo!!!

Is This A Trick Question?

There are so many animals out there in this world, I mean, come on! Who can seriously pick a favorite animal? Just one? Well, I suppose that could be a thing for only some people. I know a friend of mine would immediately say "horses" and take nothing else for an answer. :D

Well, my favorite animal is a tie between two: a cat named Fluffy and a unicorn.

Now, Fluffy comes with backstory. He's actually the pet cat of my second favorite singer, 96Neko. Fluffy is a black cat with a HUGE amount of attitude. He isn't actually fluffy, he's a very sleek cat. Neko's pet cat Sleek is the fluffy one. Anyway, Fluffy is adorable and he is just so smart. Cats in general are AMAZING. They're smart and sassy, but at the same time, they are just so cute that you can't help but love them. I think they're a lot like humans, actually. Just better in some ways. And I LOVE CATS. I had huge fights with my German teacher over them, because for some UNKNOWN REASON, he hates cats. Bleh to him!

Anyway, I love unicorns because they are beautiful and pure. THEY'RE UNICORNS!!!!! I had a unicorn book and stuffed animal named Snow when I was a little girl. Love em!

They're also the national animal of Scotland.

So don't hunt any unicorns when you're in Scotland.

:D

Who Here Watched the Sound of Music?

My favorite things, huh? Well, I guess I can list all those if I think about it. Some days they change but others are absolute! Here we go!

1. Color
2. Song
3. Movie or TV show
4. Food
5. Restaurant
6. Drink
7. Animal
8. Book
9. Choose your own favorite category
10. Choose your own favorite category

1. YELLOW!
2. Little Star by 96Neko.......or ANYTHING BY KAGAMINE LEN!!!!!
3. Howl's Moving Castle
4. APPLES!!!!
5. Golden Corral
6. APPLE JUICE!!!!!
7. CAT!!!!!....OR UNICORN!!!!
8. My favorite book is Rick Riordan :)
9. Favorite Country: Japan
10. Favorite Constellation: Orion!

 And here is the song I think you listened to:

My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music

 

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels

Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles

Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings

These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites

When the bee stings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so bad

 

Yup yup! Have a lovely day!

Monuments Drive Me Crazy

This summer, the main thing that I did was travel to my father's house in Las Vegas, Nevada. I do this every summer; it's a part of my regular life. But this summer, it was a little different. See, my dad recently retired from the U.S. Air Force as a fighter pilot, to become an airline pilot for the airline Allegiant. I know, big change right? But anyway, since he's an airline pilot, we get to fly around a lot on the planes and do a bunch of things with him all the time. It opens a lot of time for travel and mini-expeditions. So he decided randomly this summer that "Hey, Jazmin, I think it'd be fun. Let's go to South Dakota!"

I just stared at him at first. All I did after was say, "Is that where all the black bears went?"

So the next thing I knew, me and my little sister were going on a flight to South Dakota for one week. We touched down, and it was 50 degrees outside the plane. We rented a big truck (the exact same truck my mom has just bought for herself, how bout that?) and we found a room in the Nellsworth Air Force Base to live in for one week. The next day, all the real things started.

We went to Mount Rushmore, first thing. I took so many pictures with my phone! It was incredible! Jade insisted on reading every sign we passed, but that was okay, because it gave me a chance to practice my "presidential impressions" with funny faces and swinging arm motions as she read. The gift shop was blessed with beautiful crystal jewelry and I have now worn the same crystal necklace every day since, along with my choker and one left earring. Well, after that, we headed into all kinds of things. It's really all a blur now.

We took a train ride, toured the jewel caves, visited the Reptile Gardens (largest collection of reptiles in the WORLD) and went to the Crazy Horse monument. Not many people know about Crazy Horse. It isn't complete, but it's a huge monument to the Indian Chief Crazy Horse who fought against the white men and said: "My lands are where my dead lie buried." He was a cool dude. The monument is GIANT. When it's done, all of Mount Rushmore will fit in just Crazy Horse's hair! The place also had museums and tours and buffalo burgers (weird but tasty). By the time the day was over, I had had just about every bit of Native American culture I could handle. 8 HOURS OF NON-STOP TOURING. IT WAS BRUTAL, STILL COOL, BUT BRUTAL.

I had a lot of fun in South Dakota. The people were nice, and the history was incredible. I would definitely want to go back. See all the bison, prairie dogs, deer, wild donkeys, and many other animals. Just not in the winter when the whole place is a snowdrift and they have a mandatory second road to drive on since their main one always gets iced over.

And no. There are no black bears in South Dakota. :(

:D